My response to the HP blue-balls, non-p0rn Meme on the Portus Envy Comm on LJ.


Title: In Need of Relief
Author: valady
Rating: R
Warnings: Innuendo galore
Word Count: 362
Prompt: Severus moaned as Lucius was stroking him, while Hermione’s hand…

The prompt just inspired me! :) Not beta'd.



Severus moaned as Lucius was stroking him, while Hermione's hand felt cool against the hot skin of his thighs.

“Merlin, that feels wonderful,” Severus said with a low groan.

“God, I can feel the heat coming off you, Severus,” said Hermione, feeling a fire starting to burn under her own skin. “Lucius, it’s my turn next,” she said.

“Only if I can have the same attention from both of you,” said Lucius, feeling the heat rising from his own groin.

“Are you sure you want me touching you?” Hermione asked.

“I’d promise just about anything right now to have your hands on me,” Lucius said as his hand continued stroking Severus’ hot body.

“Mmm, an offer I can’t refuse.” She reached for the vial, pouring some of its contents into her hand. She reached over and began stroking his lower abdomen. “I’ll think of your payment later.”

“Oooo, that feels so good. Lower, please… have mercy,” Lucius moaned loudly as Hermione’s hand travelled further down.

“Don’t stop, Lucius,” said Severus as he pushed himself into Lucius’ hand.

Hermione used her free hand to help Lucius pay attention to the areas on Severus’ body that required their attention. “I think I’m in heaven,” sighed Severus as Hermione’s hand made its way to his bum.

Hermione felt the ache between her legs growing she was in dire need of special attention too. “If you two are able, I could use some of this myself. My poor quim is on fire,” she said as she lay down on the bed.

“Well it would only be fair that we return the favour,” said Severus.

“Indeed,” said Lucius as he dripped the contents of the vial between her legs.

“How is that?” asked Severus as he gently spread it across her nether lips and Lucius using the rest on her breasts.

“More please!” Hermione begged.

“So greedy,” Lucius said as he kissed her softly.

“Whose idea was it to go nude sunbathing anyway?” Hermione asked.

“Severus’, as I recall,” replied Lucius.

“All right, so it wasn’t one of my better suggestions. At least I had a potion for sunburn already made.”

“True,” said Hermione. “But never again.”